Your Mom

The answer to absolutely everything.

Guy: WAZZAAPP!
Me: Your mom.
Guy: Thats getting old.
Me: So is your mom.
Guy: You were just waiting for me to come here so you can fuck with me.
Me:Your...Mom?!?

by kjsdfrisue March 8, 2017

Your Mom

A phrase that has been over used since the 1970's. And sometimes it doesnt even make sense.

Guy 1: Hey dude wanna hang out?

Guy 2: Your mom.

Guy: Dude, what?

by callbootyblackcocks January 17, 2011

Your Mom

Something to do when you're bored

Your mom.

by Anonymousful April 3, 2011

Your mom

An insult that can be used to answer any question.

Bill: "What's as big as a house and is black and blue all over?"

Jim: "Your mom."

by Tim Allen September 21, 2003

Your mom

the answer to just about any question for the people you hate... warning my example is only a reason to show people the ultamite comback to your mom

"keep my mom out of this, (point at what what is probably the smallest bit o nads in history... your own)and i'll keep this out of your mom!"

by Dj Masta Cheez September 26, 2004

Your mom

Just to add to my previous your mom definition, I will be adding yet another comeback.

Person 1: "Your MOM went to college!"

Person 2: "Oh yeah? Well your OVERLY USED INSULT went to college!"

by Dj Masta Cheez August 30, 2005

Your Mom

What I did last night.

I did your mom.

by The Guy Who Did Your Mom May 1, 2010