Dick Wrinkle

A word used to insult someone who is strange looking

D : ( A strange looking individual ) Hi R

R : Fuck you Dick Wrinkle

by RubenScoobin October 8, 2025

Keep it wrinkled

Trying not to have a boner, not making your penis skin tight with an erection

Guy 1: Going in a date tonight
Guy 2: Keep it wrinkled!

by Wrinklemaster234 April 17, 2018

Eisenhower's Wrinkles

The American Highway System, built by Eisenhower for the transportation of the military

Heading to Montana, spending the weekend slipping down Eisenhower's wrinkles

by LightandWavy May 22, 2020

El captain penis wrinkle

A tiffani homentowski, someone who is always sits in the zen position

Stop being such a El captain penis wrinkle

by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022

El captain penis wrinkle

A tiff, someone who is always sits in the zen position

Stop being such a El captain penis wrinkle

by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022

Devil's Wrinkled Doughnut

A butthole.

Susan, wearing a short mini skirt, bent over too far, revealing the Devil's Wrinkled Doughnut.

by MurdockCa January 7, 2023

Reach around wrinkle finger

When you give a reach around to a women for so long that your fingers get wrinkle like after taking a long bath

I gave this girl a reach around for 2 hours now my fingers are wrinkled and now my friends call me reach around wrinkle finger

by Tripod900 May 16, 2023