Pineapple of Existence

The pineapple from which all things in existence sprang forth

"Warship the Pineapple of Existence"

by Person8999 October 3, 2017

expired pineapple

a type of insult to someone who doesn't speak you language and doesn't understand you

speak right you expired pineapple

by whatpeoplecallme May 25, 2021

Spicy Pineapple

The act or circumstance that causes a woman to go into labor. This is whatever a woman is doing immediately before she begins to go into labor.

Well wisher - Congratulations. So what was the spicy pineapple?

Proud Mother - A rerun of Dirty Jobs. The one where he's cleaning dump trucks.

by Rupert.Durden December 23, 2010

Creamy Pineapple

Having sex in the doggy style position while your girl is cutting up pineapple; then, when the time comes, bust a fat nut over the sliced pineapple and then she eats it while reciting "OHHHHHHHHH Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?!"

Paul gave your girl the creamy pineapple while your were on a business trip last Thursday

by Creamyboi July 14, 2020

Pineapple Boi

A hairstyle that looks like a pineapple. (Only hairs on the very top of your head.)

Me: Cool PINEAPPLE BOI hair cut!
Raymond: Hell Yeah

by Moggitt March 17, 2019

picking pineapples

Wasting time or doing time

Me: Hey wyd
You: picking pineapples

by Amberama June 6, 2017

confused pineapple

A sexual position in where the girl put her knees by her head and the male then procedes to use her breasts in place of a vagina

Dude I was fuckin Lindsay so hard last night, she begged me to Confuse Pineapple her skanky ass! (Confused Pineapple)

by EbonicsForHoes December 10, 2009