Tom got ready for a hot night with his girlfriend and decided to shave accordingly. Unfortunately he did not check the weather and got a Canadian rash on his way there. Tom could not deliver the goods.
by Mnao January 13, 2016
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I heard his mom left him a Canadian farewell by selling all of her belongings beforehand, so the only things he had to deal with were the cleaning crew and burial fees. That's what's up.
by WendyWuessten January 25, 2022
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Bill: Hey Steve I heard you went to Torronto, did you have sex with a Canadian yet?
Steve: Yes I did, in fact I let her suck on a Canadian Creamsicle!
Steve: Yes I did, in fact I let her suck on a Canadian Creamsicle!
by Renigadecrew October 22, 2018
Get the canadian creamsicle mug.When you contort someone’s body so well they can lick there own bunghole. It’s like playing your own rusty trombone.
by Wolfpack34 May 24, 2019
Get the Canadian Apple mug.A Canadian jackrabbit is when you're having sex extremely quickly, like a rabbit on caffeine, and continually punctuating the intercourse with "eh".
by snagglesnark April 27, 2014
Get the canadian jackrabbit mug.Hey Tom the bite is slow, how about a Canadian blower? Just remember what happens in the shanty stays in the shanty.
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