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Grape surgery

They did surgery on a grape. Beatiful meme created by @simpledorito on instagram. It contains a grape getting surgery
Grape surgery is a grape getting surgery
Me: dad, they did surgery on a grape?
Dad: yes son. They did surgery on a grape
by Faze.yumi.v2 November 22, 2018
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Last Surprise

You'll never see it coming
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
by Shæpulßky January 28, 2021
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surf and turd

When one uses a wireless internet connection to surf the internet while they go poop.
Check out their bathroom. They have a laptop in there so you can surf and turd.
by Joel J Strong January 7, 2009
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suriani

Another name of angel. Used to describe a beautiful lady
1.you are my suriani, will you stay by my side and guard my heart?

2.Dear suriani , does it hurt when you fell from heaven?
by CandyBerry December 26, 2016
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Buttered Meathole Surprise

a delicious dessert or form of anal sex or salad tossing.

Ingredients and directions include:
1. Melt a cup of butter down.
2. Put a female with her ass in the air on her stomach.
3. Pour butter all over her asshole.
4. Sprinkle with powdered sugar and cinnamon or your choice of sweetness
5. Pound or enjoy.
Im looking forward to my Buttered Meathole surprise after work. She has all the ingredients ready to go for a yummy time.
by Blake Dinkle June 29, 2009
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SURPRISE COCKFAGS

Something totally unexpected, and/or shocking; Something nobody saw coming. Also a cry one emits when bringing doom and/or shock upon thier unsuspecting victims.
A perfect example of a SURPRISE COCKFAGS moment:

*Solid Snake appears in Super Smash Bros Brawl trailer*
Public: WTF?
Nintendo: SURPRISE COCKFAGS!
by Dead_Decoy November 5, 2006
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Anal Surprise

When you fake your girlfriend into saying you're going to stick it in her pussy, but stick it in her asshole instead.
Kunal's girlfriend was expecting him to stick his rod in her pussy, but he stuck it in her ass while yelling "ANAL SURPRISE!"
by djphotik June 1, 2006
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