dirty skate grinder

when you shit in the hole of a skateboard wheel and continually fuck it. sometimes if you are lucky a girl joins in by using the side of the truck you took the wheel off of. generally followed by anal sex.

when you use a skateboard as a sextoy - dirty skate grinder

by crazyballershitmuffins April 10, 2012

Straight skate

When a beaner fries yo mamma's beans while giving her a straight look with a pole

"Man dawg that skinner just straight skated that weasle head

by Billy Mcswag July 30, 2012

Lag Skating

When one's lag in a video game causes them to randomly slide around as though they are ice skating.

My connection is so bad I'm just lag skating around! This sucks!

by FlakJack July 1, 2011

Speed skating

An extreme sport where individuals strap knives on their feet and skate in circles on solid water at very high speeds. They may also touch the ice at times during skating in order to validate the ice’s feelings.

Bob: I really like going in circles and touching ice.
John: Join speed skating!!

by Wanderingdustbunny November 22, 2021

Lazy-skating

It's when a person offers their help or has to provide their help that really doesn't want to. Then the effort put forth is less then adequate the least possible that is needed in hopes of getting out of having to do it.

Look at Cody over there lazy-skating that fence he is painting. He's done 1 fence and I've done 5. He should be embarrassed to collect his check.

by The women of Earth June 1, 2023

Skate

A word used by London private school boys who like to pretend they arent from money to describe xanax bars.

Considered embarrassing by the rest of the general population.

"Mate, Ive got some skates and my blem for this weekend"
"Cool, lets go to my parents house in Surrey and take some skates"
"Nah, lets go to Peckham and pretend we arent rich"

by LDNGRL October 30, 2023

mud skates

Cowboy boots.

Nice fucking mud skates Tex! Do you have the spurs to go with them?

by Steviep187 November 4, 2023