The Piglet

Similar to doggy style, the boar while having sex (which he probably paid for) with the sow in mud and fecal matter then starts talking dirty to the sow and slaps her in her curly tail saying "Oh yeah, you like that filthy swine!" The sow freaked out tries to run from the boar but she is single hoofudly subdued. As he places his truffle locator to the wind and his shamefully proportioned pork loin ins the sow's shop vac sized vaginal cavity (works wet or dry). He scents a oncoming squad car. His hooves beats a disgraceful retreat but the boar is effortlessly subdued in a Hardees parking lot. The pig demands to know the boars middle name. Inevitably the boar relinquishes his embarrassingly retarded yet incredibly ironic middle name, 'barnyard'. In hysterical disbelief the pig requests the boar to reiterate his answer. With tears streaking down his mud caked cheeks the boar repleted even louder and more disgracefully "BARNYARD!" With dispatch and the pig holding their bellies with laughter the boar contemplates suicide for the third time today. So ends the daring, yet tragically doomed, sexual maneuver known only as the 'piglet'.

Daniel just struggled but eventually laid back and accepted a the piglet from Jon! What the fuck?

by The Real Niggers' Pope October 20, 2008

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ping pong theorem

The act of shooting a ping pong ball out of the pussy of a woman at such a high speed it can rip through 15ft. thick steel. Here is the formula.

-d(a(du/dx) )/dx+(d^2(b*(du^2/dx^2) /dx^2))+co*u+c1*(du/dt)+c2* (du^2/dt^2)=f(x,t)
in (2A) = 2(sin A)(cos A) cos (2A) = cos2 A - sin2 A
cos (2A) = 1 - 2(sin2 A)
cos (2A) = 2(cos2 A) - 1 tan (2A) = (2 tan A) / (1 - tan2 A)g(x) = x3 + 1\15}f(x) = Rate of pureness.

Man #1:"Damn Chow-Ling shot that ping pong ball so far and fast!"
Man #2:"Fuck yeah she did, we'll need to use the ping pong theorem to figure out this one!"

Propz to paul*
you know who you are n3gro

by robbert muddafu(|<en drak3 April 9, 2008

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Ding-Dong Ping-Pong

A male inserts one end of a drinking straw into his urethra. A second male inserts the other end of the drinking straw into his urethra. The two proceed to masturbate. Upon orgasm, the semen of the first male to climax flows through the straw and into the other man's urethra. The other man mimics this act, and shoots the previous seminal load, in addition to his own, back into the first man's urethra.

My wiener is really sore from playing Ding-Dong Ping-Pong all day yesterday.

by NutmegSals April 13, 2009

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