Floor Squash

a place in a rando primary school in Australia. ITS REAL IVE BEEN THERE!!!!

glory and grace

l l
___ Jeff lives at floor squash

by friend_of_shep April 08, 2022

Crap on the floor

What dogs do when they want to spite you.

Dogs like to crap on the floor a lot, don't they?

by Bonjourstupid April 18, 2019

floor alligators

when one stumbles or falls from drinking or smoking too much, as if alligators are trying to bite their feet

The floor alligators got you last night after we came home from the bar.

by drewthomas September 21, 2006

Floor Garnish

The piece of lime on your glass of Vodka-Cranberry that will inevitably end up on the floor of the bar.

“There’s a nice piece of floor garnish down there”

by jay-nj February 19, 2023

meat on the floor

Scheduled for sex
On call for booty
An approaching appointment for butt
Non gender specific*

"Hey fam, you tryna go to nandos this Friday?"
"Cant do it bro, ive got meat on the floor"

by KingDio July 12, 2017

Floor Spice

The residue left on a food item when it has fallen on the floor.

His pizza fell on the floor; he ate it floor spice and all.

by bringash November 26, 2015

ground floor

The period in time when you begin dating or befriending an ugly duckling in high school or junior high school based on her potential to blossom into a hot piece of ass. When she does blossom, you will have an edge in a relationship with her because you were with her in her ugly years.

Tara would never have banged me as a senior, but since I got in on the "ground floor" and busted her hymen, she'll love me forever!

by Eman3737 November 29, 2004