Piss-muffler

Another name for penis/dick piss-silencer

If I'm gonn' put my piss-muffler in yo mouth,then you better not use your teeth.

by Mr. AvocadoMan June 14, 2020

Phat Piss

A need to urinate for an extremely long period of time, and when accomplished, one feels joyus and excited for completing such a goal.

I call the bathroom when we get home, i have to take a phat piss.

by thesilverbullet February 3, 2010

freestyle pissing

An act in which one pisses in a public bathroom everywhere but the toilet.

"let's see your freestyle pissing."

"ok." **pisses in soap dispenser"

by Ebicgamre July 26, 2021

Piss Abyss

When you’re having intercourse with your partner and instead of ejaculating, you urinate

Last night I gave my girl the piss abyss

by Auditair February 15, 2022

Piss Rinse

After a man ejaculates he goes and takes a piss to rinse out the cum from his urethra.

The little pain you get peeing after you ejaculate. Thats the cum washing out of your dick.

Guy #1 Damn it hurt like shit when I pissed this morning

Guy #2 You masturbated last night before you went to bed didn't you?

Guy #1 Yes I did! How did you know?

Guy #2 Damn dude you got to "Piss Rinse" after you jack off so this shit doesn't happen you dumb fuck.

by BSUBeaver May 13, 2010

Team Piss

When two or more persons (not just men) urinate at the same time. Team pisses can be anywhere from outside to the common bathroom. People who Team Piss shout "TEAM PISS!" while using the rest room.

"Dude, I have to piss!" -Friend 1
"So do I!" -Friend 2
*looks at each other*
"TEAM PISS" -Friends 1 and 2

by Amberra January 18, 2011

Piss Patty

The "patties" formed by cat piss in their littler box.

Can you please go clean the litter box and remove the piss patty sometime today?

by djscat March 24, 2013