sleepy time jelly

When you jerk off onto your pillow and got to sleep without wiping it up

Dude, I was watching porn and fell asleep. I woke up 10 minutes later and realized I was rolling in my sleepy time jelly

by GoEatShortsOffBartsbutt August 10, 2017

Sleepy Juice

Sleepy Juice is the substance doctors put in your toe when you have an ingrown nail

Person 1. "They put sleepy juice in my toe"
Person 2. "Yeet."

by Frogboss McDefiner June 14, 2018

Sleepy Earful

The act of depositing semen in your partner's ear cavity after they fell asleep during sex.

When I noticed she had fallen asleep while riding mybone rollercoaster I decided she needed a good dose of sleepy earful.

by SoftNgentle April 18, 2018

Sleepy

Just a tired ender boy who needs more attention

B: Whos that?
V: Oh thats Sleepy.

by SleepySyndicate February 15, 2022

Sleepy Doggy

Giving doggy style to a sleeping person.

Person 1: Why is there cum leaking out of me?
Person 2: Sleepy Doggy ...

by H4XOR13 August 18, 2023

Sleepy blowie

When you fall asleep with a penis in your mouth and the natural movement gets him to completion.

Holly woke up in the morning with something in her mouth and realized that she had given John a sleepy blowie.

by Jlove8899 July 23, 2017

sleepy moosepower

moosepower: an imperial unit used frequently in canada and parts of the united states where moose were commonly found.

1 moosepower (mp) = 3.27 horsepower (hp)

Sometimes moose get sleepy
1 sleepy moosepower (SMP)= .5 Horsepower (HP)

Wow that boat's engine is about 50 Sleepy Moosepower

Holy moly 50 SMP's is quite a lot!

by freyjahandseb April 18, 2018