metro hard as fuck

A random sentence that a douchebag says.

“The lady at shipleys bought our donuts”
“Metro hard as fuck”

by Penislover5577 December 21, 2022

Metro

People named Julian

He’s so metro

by Darshakram July 26, 2023

young metro

If your metro don't trust you imma shoot you.

if young metro think you're a snitch, rat, fuck boy or bitch ass nigga, Future gon have to shoot you.

by Thotful July 10, 2016

Metro Trailer

When a guy of questionable sexual orientation eats another individual's ass from behind, thus placing him into the same position as a trailer.

After eating the ass of the neighborhood transexual who was grateful for the Metro Trailer, Larry rinsed his mouth with his white claw.

by Bentcrank October 29, 2019

young metro

If he don't trust you, I'mma bust a cap in yo' ass

Yo nigga, what happened to your girl?

Young Metro didn't trust her...

by Storms are Scary July 28, 2016

new york metro

The new york metro is a big place.

just remember the three golden rules about travelling:
BE CAREFUL ABOUT PERSONAL BELONINGS
DON'T STARE AT PEOPLE
ALWAYS USE A MAP
hope you have a nice day

guy 1: that woman is staring at me
guy 2: just don't look ba....
crazy woman: OMGROLFZLMAO!!!!!!! WHAT ARE U LOOKING AT MA FACE YOU pervert!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!11
guy 1: lets just get off the train as soon as...
crazy woman: WTF YOU TALKING BOUT MAH FACE????????? YOU WANNA PIECE OF MA FAAAACCCCEEE????????!?!?!?!!?1
guy 2: MMUUOOMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!* GET ME OFF THIS TRAIN!!!!!!
crazy woman: AINT NO MMMUUTTHHHAAA GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!!!!!
guy 1: I love the new york metro but WHERES MY MAP?
guy 2: AND MY iPOD?!

And the moral of the story is stay in school

by eudamme October 23, 2013

Metro town Hypebeast

Someone who wears distressed skinny jeans with yeezys topped with hype brands like supreme, offwhite, bape, etc.

A person who likes to stunt his hyped/expensive outfit at metrotown mall (burnaby).

Bro look at that metro town hypebeast, trying to grab attention.

by DRKSHDW November 18, 2018