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Melissa and Jack

They snog in the corridor at school. They skip lesson to do things in the toilet. They are deeply in love. He gets a boner seeing her. She gets wet seeing him!
OMG we are doing a melissa and jack. The best sex position ever!
by A matchmaker September 18, 2017
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melissa newman

She is everything you've ever dreamed about. Loving, sweet, smart, beautiful and joyful. She is the thought that drives your day, and soon your life.
Christopher reardon is so lucky to know and love Melissa Newman.
by ctr87 August 21, 2016
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Melissa

Sexy, romantic and beautiful girl. Artistic and smart yet still able to have fun. She speaks her mind but is still extremely kind.
"Damn... Melissa is so beautiful and smart, I wish she would be my maths tutor."
by 69Jake420 August 6, 2022
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Clean Melissa

Getting white girl wasted on wine, passing out on the floor and then dragged around like a dust mop
Bra, your house looks great, what happened last night?
Erin dropped out early and Brad pulled a clean Melissa. he really cleaned this place up, I hope her sweater wasn't dry clean only
by Shorthood September 22, 2020
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Muhammad and Melissa

2 great lovers who are guaranteed to love each other forever
for love, for example, you'll always see Muhammad and Melissa being together. making out
by Marco de lobo May 30, 2023
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melissa

a person who is jealous of someone else's gummy bear
wow, you are acting like such a melissa
by crocodile123456 April 3, 2025
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