Jens

An old fart who always complains about the way that things are done. He is very critical about the people around him and won’t miss out the opportunity to criticise someone.

Person 1: “Oh look over there its Jens”
Person 2 : “Oh no! Get away before he spots us!”

by @{}@ November 4, 2019

Jens

Jens has a small Penis and has the biggest sete of balls on any Human ever. People with the name Maja likes Jens

You have a huge Jens

by Nicknicknick333 November 24, 2021

Jen

To go excessively hard on the first day of vacation and pass out before 3pm

Yo Cory you ready to Jen it up this weekend?

by Cabinsquad January 28, 2021

Jenned

When Voluenteering in Animal rescue and the transport coordinator last minute adds 14 dogs and while transport is in progress adds " just one more"...and another... And another.

Today during my animal Transport I got Jenned.

by JulesBee November 22, 2020

jens

jens is a good skier he is hot

jens are cool

by jdshdhwidjoi23 January 20, 2021

Jens

A nice guy, taking car for everyone he knows and probably the most loyal friend you can have. He refuses using WhatsApp but tends using his smartphone when ever possible even when going for a poop.
He loves cats and building digital things. He is insanely talented, a practical person and handy with tools. However, he is usually lazy on all things he does not burn for - especially when paper work is related to it. If you have a Jens around, keep him. He will make you smile every time.

This is my Jens. The one over there with the cap.

by Princess Susie January 21, 2022

Jens

A poor piece of garbage who spends his life attempting to look wealthy.

Jens bought 3 IKEA lamps that can change color

by Sheepish mofucka September 19, 2020