grease

Cash given to someone for a favor; to pay off; bribe.

The line into the club was long so I greased the bouncer and walked right in.

by Ryan Thomas O. April 16, 2006

Grease

A movie that is amazing that was shot in the late 1970s and stars Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta.

Grease is still the fucking word...

by mr.tnt March 16, 2005

Greasing the flagpole

to jack-off

to stroke your cock until it squirts.

jerking off with lube

i pulled out my favorite stroke book as i was greasing the flagpole.

Nate: i caught Jack greasing the flagpole. ha ha!!!

Phil: yeah, Jack likes greasing the flagpole, i caught him too! The jerk-off!!

by Mister jack Fister January 5, 2009

toilet greaser

Hand-job given (or received) in a truck stop restroom with a random trucker you met on the CB radio while on the road.

Hey truckers...heading out eastbound on I-10 for next 3 days. Honk & flash high-beams if you're up for a toilet greaser. (Doug Stanhope)

by stinkyapples April 29, 2014

Greg McGrath

A more advanced way of describing the actions of an air hump. First, you put your arms out flat infront of you, then you pull back as hard as you can whilst clenching your fists, at the same time as pushing your pelvis forward in a humping motion. Can be adapted in many ways e.g. in badminton, a player hits the shuttlecock with the racket through their legs. This motion looks as if the player is trying to hump the shuttlecock, therefore they have done a Greg McGrath.

Instead of being normal today, Kumar decided he would be a freak & do the Greg McGrath.

by ImNotGregMcGrath April 1, 2009

greasy rat

filthy spotted person with greasy hair.

"see that craig, he is such a greasy rat"

by Billy.C June 28, 2008

Greaseism

The grease that sits upon Nichole Clines face.

If feel so bad for Nichole Cline shes got a terrible case of greaseism

by ClaytonSydeny Brenneman-Hoover June 23, 2010