when you’ve had a little too much of the devils lettuce, and your eyes looked glossed over. i.e fake
by hiiiiiiiiigirl August 11, 2021
Get the glossymug. A glossy top coat in the world of a holosexual. Refer to Simple Nailogical on YouTube for a real life review
by Sugaiie July 16, 2017
Get the glossy tacomug. Simply Nailogicals unique way of saying "glossy top coat" . The holo queen says it like shes because shes canadian, eh?
by Smol doge owner April 18, 2018
Get the Glossy Tacomug. 
The act of taking a hard taco shell, coating it with thicc layer of glossy top coat, and then inserting one's wood into the shell and fucking it until completion. The glossy top coat helps protect the taco shell from rupturing due to the sheer force of fucking, and the smooth coating decreases friction. Feels especially good when wet or lubed.
No girl wanted to hook up with me today so I bought myself some hard taco shells, a bottle of glossy top coat, and did the glossy taco.
(yep, I just lewded this perfectly innocent definition lol)
(yep, I just lewded this perfectly innocent definition lol)
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 17, 2021
Get the Glossy tacomug. wen you take a shit in a taco shell then eat it, then shit it out minutes later, repeating the procedure over and over again.
by glossytacoman89 June 9, 2024
Get the glossy tacomug. Glossy gel top coat of nail polish.
Used by the true HOLOSEXUALS following Simplynailogical on YouTube, to describe the beautiful top coat of transparent nail polish that you should apply if you want to have sexy nails.
Also, apply peel off base coat for peel porn.
Used by the true HOLOSEXUALS following Simplynailogical on YouTube, to describe the beautiful top coat of transparent nail polish that you should apply if you want to have sexy nails.
Also, apply peel off base coat for peel porn.
After you have applied your holo glitter nail polish, you should seal it with a nice shinny glossy taco.
by Stop Yelling It's Christmas July 15, 2017
Get the Glossy tacomug.