Tour De France

Effiel Towering someone in a car while the driver receives head from the person getting penetrated by the passenger.

“Hey Jacob, this road trip is very boring. Mind if Jorge and I bring you on the Tour De France?”

by JelqingGooner October 10, 2025

Air France flight 4590

contrary to popular belief, it did not cause the immediate retirement of the Concorde, but contributed to it.

Ignorant individual: the Concorde crash was why it was retired!

Smart individual: actually, Air France flight 4590 didn’t cause both Air France and British Airways to immediately ground and retire their entire Concorde fleet. Indeed the crash played a part, but it was mostly a combination of high operational costs, high maintenance and restriction of supersonic travel over land due to the sonic boom led to the eventual retirement of the Concorde. 9/11 didn’t help matters either. They still operated their Concordes for a few years after the crash happened.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing October 28, 2025

‘Frances Ha’d

Your best friend gets in a relationship and has no time for you and it feels like your life is floundering.

In reference to the plot of ‘Frances Ha’ (2012)

I haven’t heard from her since, I’ve been ‘Frances Ha’d.

by gianmoloch December 14, 2025

France isn't real

Usually used by politically correct or geeked people.

"Yo did you know France isn't real?"

"No fucking shit bitch ass nigga."

"Yo did you know France isn't real?"

"No fucking shit bitch ass nigga."

by misteak January 2, 2026

The Breath Of France (V-Sync)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of France (V-Sync)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

The Breath Of Marsailles and Versailles (France).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Marsailles and Versailles (France).

by TheGravelOfASoler January 22, 2025

The Breath Of France (Angel Jose Robles)

What I call homo-sapiens who have the Spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" as well as being addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of France (Angel Jose Robles)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025