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Round Earther

A perrson so dumb, they think the Earth is shaped like a ball (instead of a Frisbee, as it really is)!
Hey, Round Earther, why don't Australians fall off the planet? Retard!
by Kahdlibber October 8, 2017
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earthlink broadband

GAYEST PIECE OF CRAP CONNECTION EVER. IF I COULD HAVE THE CHOICE OF BEING PUT IN JAIL AND RAPED BY 10 50 YEAR OLD MEN NAMED JOE or TO GET EARTHLINK BROADBAND I WOULD WANT TO GOTO JAIL AND GET RAPED BY 10 50 YEAR OLD MEN NAMED JOE. (I'm not gay btw)
Hey I just took a crap in the toilet, wanna see?

Yeah sure, omg wtf is that crap it's the gayest thing i've ever seen it looks like shit it has corn in it.

Yeah it's earthlink broadband!!!!
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Earth Angel

Name inspired by a dorky oldies song by The Temptations.

Good friend or significant other of a nonreligious person.

People with religion can have something to believe in, think that angels are watching over them.

For those who don't have that, and earth angel is simply someone to believe in.

You find everything about them beautiful, from the sound of thier laughter to thier every mannerism, though to someone else they seem completely averdage. It's someone you trust, and can't imagine being without. Someone who understands your mind.
Earth angel- The one who's shoulder you can snot on when you're crying, and the hand holding yours in the dark.
by freshly squeezed April 6, 2009
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Earth Day

A day in April when not just hippies and vegetarians care about the earth.
Hey, let's ride our bikes because it's Earth Day and we need to look like we care about the earth!
by PenguinBri April 22, 2010
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Dirty Earnhardt

Similar to the dirty sanchez. Upon completion of intercourse (usually doggy style) the "man" in the relationship, after getting three good poo fingers, swipes the woman's face from the upper lip to the top of the forehead, with one "racing stripe" over the nose, and one over each eye, to create the effect of race car pinstripes.
With mad shifting from his gear stick, and a well lubricated engine, he won the race, and for the victory lap, he gave her a dirty earnhardt.
by Dale jr. June 14, 2004
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Dale Earnhardt Jr

The son of the redneck god, Dale Earnhardt Sr.. He does burnouts for our sins on Sundays.
by the_spark_gamer March 30, 2015
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scum of the earth

by moi! May 3, 2004
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