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Bingus ass dinosaur

Gai he do be prety gae
Adam: "Did you see bingus ass dinosaur he do be prety gai"
Jim: "yeah he do be prety gai"
Bingus ass dinosaur by Zecnode November 16, 2020

dinosaur train 

DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍

Once upon a time there was a mom 🤱
Her name was Mrs. Pterandon 🤩
Sitting on a nest she heard a scratching 🙉
OH BOY MY EGGS ARE HATCHING 😻😻🤩🤩
One by one her kids popped free 👶
Baby pteranodons, 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣ 🤩
ILL NAME YOU TINY 🤏 SHINY 💎 AND DON 🙄
But tiny said WAIT ✋ THERES ONE MORE MOM 😱
The last little baby was a different size 🥴
With teeth 🦷 a tail 🐈 and big green eyes 👁
He didnt look anything like the rest 😭
WHAT AM I DOING IN A PTERANDON NEST 😱😱😳😳🤔🤔
But dear old 🧓 mrs. pterandon said 🗣
This is your family 👪 and im your mom 🤰 we may be different 😔 but we're all creatures 🦖 all dinosaurs have different features 🤩
COME ON BUDDY WE'LL TAKE A VACATION 😼
ILL GET US A TICKET 🎟 AT PTERANDON STATION 🚉
WE'LL TRAVEL THE WORLD 🌎 IN SUNSHINE ☀ AND RAIN 🌧
AND MEET ALL THE SPECIES ON THE 🤩

DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
WE'RE GONNA RIDE 😏 (ride 😏 ride 😏 ride 😏 ride 😏)
THE DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
mr pterandon from dinosaur train was a cuck before it was cool

dinosaur 

jesus: rex, fetch!!
dinosaur: ROOOAARR!!!
dinosaur by jesushadpuppiesto March 3, 2011

Dinosaur Attitude 

a hilarious sexual mood after when a person gets raged over a situation that he/ or she can't handle, so a noise of multiple dinosaurs are made.
OMG i hate babysitting 5 kids "RRRRAAAAWWWWRRRR Dinosaur Attitude"
Dinosaur Attitude by TJMJFJ22 June 12, 2011

Dinosaur cuddle 

When a man and a women cuddle, so that it's like hugging while laying down.

The man:
1.) Lays down with his stomach facing up.
2.) Wraps both arms around the woman's waist.
3.) One arm is positioned so that it goes around the woman's back, and she can lay in it.

The woman:
1.) Lays on her side next to the man, so that she's almost turned over on her stomach.
2.) Her head rests on the man's chest.
3.) Her back rests in the man's arm that goes around her back.
Man: "Hey baby, wanna dinosaur cuddle?"
Woman: "Okay."
Man: *lays down on a bed*
Woman: *woman lays next to him, they begin dinosaur cuddling*
*they both fall asleep while watching a movie*
Dinosaur cuddle by amerninja13 August 12, 2011

dinosaur 

The copy machine at the high-school is a dinosaur;It's old,slow as dirt, and as big as a buick.
dinosaur by belly dancer May 10, 2003