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roach coach

smoking the end of a joint or blunt after the rest of the group has passed on it due to its small size
roach coach by spooks p December 7, 2010

Swim Coach

One who coaches swimming and has sexual relations with a student at that school.
He was accused of being a swim coach for being with that 16 year old girl.
Swim Coach by LilShinny February 2, 2010

Cop Coach 

A mall cop that also coaches youth sports, especially their kids' soccer team. The most famous Cop Coach is Ralph Drabble who helps referee his son, Patrick's, soccer games. Cop Coaches are often criticized by their bad calls. But in the end a Cop Coach can be a sweet man. So next time you want a great game but you don't want to encroach, make friends with the ref, he just might be a Cop Coach!
Ralph: Great game, huh? Those boys were killing me. I was one worn out Cop Coach!

Liv: Cop Coach? What is that? Is that a cop that also coaches soccer?

Ralph: Sure, I coach my son, Patrick's, soccer team, The Varmits. He loves it! I never make bad calls on him.

Patrick: Yeah, Miss Liv, he's right. He never does make bad calls on me. He's one great coach!

Liv: Well, do you want me to help coach you, too? Me and my husband Ben could help.

Patrick: Yes, I don't need just a Cop Coach.

Liv: You are so sweet! See you at the next soccer game. Me and Grandpa Ben will be there with sweats on.

Patrick: Sweet! Cop Coaches rock!

Ralph: (blowing the coach whistle) You'd better move it, boy. You're gonna get glared!
Cop Coach by Dusty's Baby Powder January 18, 2012

social coach 

attractive female companion who parents pay money to help their son with special needs, especially Autism/Asperger's Syndrome learn social skills, especially dealing with other attractive women and to take him out to various events/activities in the community
I'm a 19 year-old male with Asperger's Syndrome, a mild form of Autism. I think it's good for males with Autism/Asperger's Syndrome to have a social coach.
social coach by Mr. 911 December 13, 2008

potato coach 

coach potato is used to describe someone who sits on the coach all day and does nothing (common knowledge)
a coach potato is a potato that is a coach potato (from an old cartoon show).
{to a potato}: your such a potato coach
potato coach by shiznitzan January 1, 2007

social coach attire 

nice, sexy clothes an attractive woman who's a social coach might wear on the street
A full length black leather coat is an example of social coach attire. I would like to have an attractive woman who wears social coach attire, especially a full length black leather coat as my social coach. I would feel very motivated to work with and learn from a social coach who wears social coach attire.
social coach attire by Mr. 911 December 25, 2008