Poseidon’s Breeze

A close relative of Poseidon’s Kiss, this is the exhilarating feeling of refreshingly cool, semi-moist air circulating your anushole after flushing the toilet while still sitting upon it.

I was having a fucked-up day until I went to sit down for a grumpy shit and was blessed with Poseidon’s Breeze tantalizing my butthole.

by Pete My Meat June 14, 2025

The Summer's Breeze Phenomenon

The phenomenon that when a MIMIC is near, the victim will be flooded with depictions of the sea and a warm summer's breeze. When the waves crash against heated sand and the sun is high, it will blind you as the sound of birds squawking and chirping is the last thing you hear before it gets you, it may kill you itself, or haunt you until you do.

The entirety of the town was subjected to the Summer's Breeze Phenomenon.

by Thiswasnotthemoon June 19, 2025