Bishop Kearney High School is a comedy show, I mean it’s a high school located in Rochester, NY. The school over-praises the cocky hockey fucks that act like they’re better than you in every way possible even though they’re mouth-breathing neanderthals that walk around the school with a hockey puck in their hand or a stick up their ass. They constantly post the hockey losers D7 commitments but will not post you on their social media pages if you’re not a hockey player. The school has no real educational value and one of their biggest rules is no phones during lunch which isn’t even their best joke yet. The faculty isn’t too bad, some of the teachers have no idea what a worksheet is and just constantly give you online work without teaching you, such as the high school religion teacher. The students are a mix of being nerds, trannies or wannabe gangbangers who act tough even though they’re attending a private school and are 15 years old. They’re worried more about the dresscode than their actual educational value and they think that if you wear the same oxford shirt and khaki pants every day, it’s “preparing“ you for college, which is in fact a lie. I’ll leave you to figure out BK’s biggest problem if you dare attend this clown preparatory school but I don’t recommend it because they don’t care about their actual students, only the ones that leave every week to to play a game of stick and puck with the boys and get waxed in the state finals.
Bishop Kearney High School: Usually brought up in a conversation about schools, one would normally react surprised and dumbfounded that someone can be as crazy to attend this school.
Guy 1: Bishop Kearney High School
Guy 2: LOL
Guy 1: Bishop Kearney High School
Guy 2: LOL
by DavidKrappenschitz October 3, 2022
Get the Bishop Kearney High Schoolmug. The proper name(which itself sounds marvelous) of the only girl in the world. Awesome and brilliant, this girl turns the most terrible thing into the best thing ever. Once you know her, you can't imagine the rest of your life without her. She is so beautiful and smart, that you cannot be indifferent to her presence. There's no actual definition to her name, as it is something you feel, not formulate an opinion about, hence any word is just not enough. And anyone that doesn't see that on her cannot deserve a spot on her heart. An advice: don't let her know you like her so soon, and be the best you can to her.
by Jo'ves March 16, 2017
Get the Josie Bishopmug. A college preparatory academy in Dallas, Texas. Also a living hell. Overworks students, most of the students suffer from depression and anxiety due to the workload.
Bob: "I have 7 hours of homework every night."
Jim: "Where do you go to school?"
Bob: "Bishop Lynch High School"
Jim: "Where do you go to school?"
Bob: "Bishop Lynch High School"
by poopskrrt May 24, 2022
Get the Bishop Lynch High Schoolmug. by MiracleDuck101 September 28, 2020
Get the joseph bishopmug. A god in the academy Cole is a Irish man and a leprechaun but they rejected his midget application so is now 6” feet tall all hail Cole bishop
by Ikenna the sturdy man November 22, 2022
Get the cole bishopmug. by MlLF L0V3R September 6, 2021
Get the Elanor bishopmug. Though it has seen better days in the pat, BIHS is still the best high school in Alexandria. Students here are not stuck up like the douchebags at EHS and SSSAS. They aren't poor like the hoodlums from TC. They are Well-rounded, down to earth, known for for their elite athletic teams such as the girls basketball and boys tennis teams. Students here are some of the most high-quality in the DC area, unlike the EHS students (parents don't love them) or the SSSAS kids (too busy playing sports at D3 liberal arts schools). Don't even get me started on "Zaga" kids. Whatever the fuck they have going on there needs to be stopped.
by Alexandriatruther March 30, 2025
Get the Bishop Iretonmug.