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Adult Life Crisis

Teenager turning into an adult and not knowing what they want to do with their life before, during, or after college.
She was going through an Adult Life Crisis during her first couple of years during College.
by WonderWoman01 September 17, 2021
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Adulting

When a person and his/her partner get pregnant, married and buys a house - in that order, within 6-months, and during a global pandemic
Person A: "my younger cousin is ahead of me in every major life milestone"

Person B: "holy shit, that dude is adulting hard"
by Cbum1898 July 20, 2021
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Adults-in-pajama-bottoms

An adult who likes comic book movies and thinks they're a respectable form of art. Abbreviated to APBs.
(A conversation overheard between two Adults-in-pajama-bottoms)
Jeremy: Hey, Sam! Did you see the new Batman?! Watching the same story told in 1,000 slightly different ways is so deep.

Sam: I couldn't agree more! Stan Lee was the modern day William Shakespeare!
by technowatermelon July 2, 2023
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Call of duty war zone adult

A Call of duty war zone adult is a man (most likely over the age of 20 and white) who

⚫says the n-word frequently even tho they aren't black.
⚫says that they will rape your mother.
⚫tries to act like a hacker.
⚫has no friends.
⚫is most likely fat and a discord mod.
bro I was playing and a call of duty war zone adult told me he was going to rape my mom.
by jaggedchris July 2, 2022
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adult friend finder

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local craigslist page

b) a MILF, usually your friend's mother, who helps you hook up with other MILFS.
dude 1) I don't friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to be my adult friend finder, as in helping me find friends among adults?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
by Sexydimma June 26, 2013
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New adult

Someone that just hit the adult years
by 459395 April 5, 2022
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adult hair

"i.. i just cant picture kagehina with adult hair."
"me too."
by colberino May 23, 2018
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