Yank-Wank

The AMERICAN WAY of jerking off!
Wanking while looking at that sexy flag.

HOOKER: Hi there, wanna fuck? It's only 40 dollers!
AMERICAN PATRIOT: Hell no, i got that beautiful flag i can look at instead, i am gonna yank-wank! FREEDOM!!!!!!!!

by nubba nubba the basset hound July 3, 2021

Yankee Doodle Dipshit

An American whose knowledge of world events doesn't extend beyond the US borders or their own limited life experiences in the modern US, but somehow that never stops them from being confidently incorrect and overly obnoxious with their social media presence when discussing global issues and how they impact the US and vice versa.

This Yankee Doodle Dipshit actually thinks mask mandates are a Democratic totalitarian power grab on par with the Holocaust.

by Vomit Piñata September 14, 2021

Yankis

A universal term that can be used in near any context, yet somehow still always gets your point across. Can be used to replace words that you couldn't quite get to the tip of your tongue.

Wow this is a bunch of absolute yankis.

"What did you do last night?" "Oh, ya know, I was just yankin' with the boys."

by Icyflow January 3, 2022

yankee doodler

It's when you eat al dente macaroni off the erect phallus of a gentleman stripper.

Do you add salt to the pasta water in which you cook the macaroni for the Yankee Doodler, or is that considered poor form?

by The Yankee Doodler Enjoyer June 13, 2022

Yankees fan

1. A greaseball from the slums of the bronx that wears a wife-beater and claims he is italian despite making his “pasta” with prego or ragu sauce. He claims to be a yankee supporter so he has a chance to identify with the glory and success they have achieved, because he knows he will never achieve self fulfillment by himself. 2. A snobby stock broker who doesnt know what a sac fly is, yet sits behind home plate every game claiming to be a diehard fan yelling slurs at bostonians for simply existing. Takes the entire rivalry way too far, openly supporting dzhokhar tsarnaev for sticking it up to beantown. And finally 3. A random child from anywhere in the world who is a fair weather fan and a bandwagon who wont cheer his local purely because they are losing. He is not popular at school, has pimples, is tubby, weak, unattractive, mentally slow, and wants to feel like a winner so he relies on the success of the yankees to feel good about himself despite the fact hes a closeted homosexual.

Hey thats jimmy hes that fat kid who always gets picked last cause hes a yankees fan

“He looks gross”

by Notthatbitchkaleigh August 7, 2022

the Yankee noodle

A sexual act in which hot candle wax is dripped on a man's penis. Then it is left to dry until the penis becomes studded with candle wax and then it's used during intercourse.

Man, she went crazy when I showed her the Yankee noodle. ..

by No name nun November 2, 2014

Scared Yank

When there is something out there, coming for you. It might be miles away, or it could be right outside lurking in the gloom and pitch blackness. Where ever it is, it draws closer with each stride it takes, completely mad with the thought of tearing your flesh and snapping your limbs. It could be at your throat at any moment, and each crick and creak you hear is a reminder that your next breath may be your last. You've never heard it, you've never seen it, all you know is that it's coming. And as fear and dread consume your every waking moment, all you can think about, is touching yourself.

Poor bastard, we don't have and ID on the body, he's a John Doe. We have no idea what did this to him, but it looks like he had enough time to have a scared yank before it got him.

by Andyman96 September 16, 2015