David

Under-appreciated and taken advantage of during coachella weekend. He will take the initiative but it goes unnoticed or unappreciated. He will have the master bedroom, make no mistake of this.

David booked that sweet ass house for coachella, but everyone is still whining.

by dr. oz face February 5, 2010

David

To miss things that are right in front of YOU! Like are u blind?!?!?!

OMFG!!! watta david!!

by ________ loves David! February 26, 2009

David

The name David describes a huge failure. Very hairy and sweaty female that prefers goats over humans. He sits when he pees and wipes from back to front. Enjoys long walks on men only nude beaches while listening to the Backstreet Boys. Refers to his female friends as homies and his male friends as babe. Most people that know David refer to him as a slapdick or Fuck boy. If you ever see a David in his natural habitat, you should stay far away.

Hey John, I woke up this morning and my ass was in pain. This is how David must feel all the time.

Did you see that hairy guy wearing a thong,holding Steve’s hand, while listening to Backstreet Boys. That’s such a David thing to do!

by Kpeee July 18, 2018

David

An autistic 13 year old who plays with toy cars.

Yo david watch out, It’s almost bed time!

by I didn’t ask nig July 17, 2020

David

A man who enjoys downvoting others who post hilarious amazing things in group message conversations.

D - downvotes
A - all
V - very
I - interesting
D - discourse

Person 1 - Oh no! David downvoted me again.
Person 2 - He can't help the way he is. He is a David.

by 69WiseGuy69 August 12, 2019

david

that one kid in class that is smart but acts retarded

damn david is such a smart retard he is also smart because he was smart enough to escape the special ed class

by big boi chandler May 25, 2019

David

The walking definition of inner rage and uncalled for tantrum explosions at any given moment

HahahHha must be having a f8t of David

by canadaskunky February 18, 2018