turkish

A Shite. from Turkish Delight. (See Also Barry White)

Please pass me the Newspaper dear, I'm off for one helluva Turkish and may be some time.

by Mach1ne January 26, 2008

turkish longhorn

1. N., A slang term developed in Chicago-land area to be used to talk about Turkish Gold 100's made by Camel. came about from the resemblance to longhorns by their long in size and colors.

1."Hey Sean pass me a turkish longhorn horn while you got your pack out."

2."Hey mister, can you buy me some Turkish longhorns?"

by SeanzyDeAurora March 29, 2008

turkish bath

Cockney rhyming slang:
Turkish Bath - Laugh

Bob The Builder - Have you finished hanging those doors yet Jim?
Jim The Builder - Are you 'aving a turkish bath? Of course not, I've been in the boozer all afternoon.

by Fredward November 8, 2004

Turkish Burger

The act of taking a shit into a woman's vagina, whereby her pussy lips become the "buns" around the turd "burger". Named for the excessively large and sloppy Turkish hamburgers of Brunswick St Melbourne, which resemble large smelly turds.

Last night I gave Sally a wicked Turkish Burger, It was delicious!

by Zac A October 2, 2006

Turkish Traffic Jam

when recieving anal secks, the girl takes a shit, creating a jam (it would help for the terd to be log-like for maximun effect)

When i was giving anal my ho decided to take a shit, which made a turkish traffic jam and it was difficult to thrust farther. I am sure that her O-Ring is busted.

by edward houssein June 27, 2008

Turkish Sandwich

A group sex configuration where by multiple people are seated on each other's lap, in a stacked manner.

Example: Mary was seated on Paul's knee, Sally was seated on Mary's knee, and Joe was seated on Sally's knee.
Ian Fleming described this as a Turkish Sandwich when describing a particularly close knit group at a managerial board meeting where secretaries were seated on their bosses's knee.

by Jimmy Bondo April 2, 2013

Turkish Carbomb

A sex position in which a man puts whip cream on the tip of his penis, then jerks off.Right before ejaculating, he yells "alalalalalalaa" and jizzes on the lucky girl' face

Her babe, i bought whip ceam fo our Turkish carbomb tonight

by XxXCADEXxX May 20, 2009