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it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic

A phrase used to describe a situation that is:

a) almost near impossible
b) awkward/tricky
c) difficult

Stemming from the movie, Titanic, where shuffling deck chairs on the sinking ship would have been tricky.
Teacher: I'm trying to get my students to quieten down...it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic.
by Briollette August 29, 2006
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A wacky 2004 roleplaying game popularized by strange chain letters sent to children.
Guy 1: Sup bro. You wanna play

Titanic II: The Voyage Adventure Interstellar Journey Of Love And Friendship Beyond?

Guy 2: No thats a stupid game

*Guy 1 slaughters Guy 2*
by Peefrog August 10, 2020
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WHO WINS SKIBIDI TOILET VS TITAN CAMERAMAN SIGMA 100

way to start a controversial debate between two brianrotted and literally mentally inestable and retarded individuals whose lifes revolve around utterly stupid and shitty videos posted by user DaFuqBoom
brainrotted 1: "WHO WINS SKIBIDI TOILET VS TITAN CAMERAMAN SIGMA 100"
brainrotted 2:"I BELIEVE TITAN CAMERAMAN IS NOT SIGMA, SKIBIDI TOILETS ARE MORE NUMEROUS AND WILL WIN THE SKIBIDI WAR"
brainrotted 1: "NO, CAMERAMEN HAVE SIGMA TROOPERS"
brainrotted 2: "BUT SKIBIDI TOILETS HAVE THE RIZZ, CAMERAMEN DON'T"
brainrotted 1: "STICK OUT THE GYATT FOR ME IMMA BUTTFUCK U"
brainrotted 2: *gets assraped*
by skib toil sigma 100 ral November 1, 2023
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Titanic That Bitch

(verb)

To have such explosively wet, intense, and life-altering sex that it feels like you’re recreating a legendary historical event.

This occurs when a guy fingerblasts his girl so powerfully and precisely—then proceeds to lay the pipe and fuck her with the kind of impact that could split steel—forcing her to release an ungodly amount of squirt all over the floor, turning the bedroom into the Atlantic Ocean. Both parties are left soaked, speechless, disassociating in unison, and core memory’d.

She is the Titanic.
He is the iceberg.

He hit her with that main character dick—no warning, all impact—with precision, power, and passion so unrelenting it wrecked her beyond repair. Deadass Titanic’d that bitch—then offered his hoodie like a flotation device.
Example 1:
Bro. Her bed’s in the middle of the room and I’m not even exaggerating—she straight up flooded the entire perimeter. It felt like we were lost at sea. She squirted a whole-ass ocean, and afterwards we walked around and splashed in it like two lunatics. I told her I couldn’t believe we were wading through it, and she goes, ‘I feel like I’m on the Titanic.’

…and that’s when ‘Titanic That Bitch’ was born.

Example 2:
She was riding me, both hands on the headboard like she was steering through a storm. Then came the moaning—loud like a siren—followed by the shaking, like the whole ship was going under—until she finally started squirting a full-blown tidal wave down my thighs and all over the bed. Titanic’d her from underneath like a rogue fucking iceberg with zero remorse.
by microdose_vibes June 10, 2025
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titanic whistle

An enormous release of flatulence. Typically accompanied by a voluminous noise caused by the rapid and powerful vibrations from the gluteus Maximus and gluteus minimus (butt cheeks). It is also known as a huge fart.
I was in the restroom and my coworker walked in and let out a titanic whistle
by The Realist 206 December 15, 2023
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Titan

An obese person that is a predator using discord all day. These people are often referred to as "A titan" similar to "A karen".
Person 1: Hey.
Person 2: Hey, are you under 18?
Person 1: Your a titan.
by I hate em December 18, 2023
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RMS Titanic

RMS Titanic, or the RMS Titanic was a british passenger liner that sunk from April 14th - 15th, 1912.
The RMS Titanic went under the ocean
by Ocean liners December 16, 2022
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