Good morning & God bless

Eating an egg salad and drinking coffee whilst on the John, with the fan on. The coffee aligns the rectal cavity for painless movement, while the fan soothes the listener. The egg salad is to make the ritual more noticeable and ridiculous.

All of my days are started with a Good morning & God bless.

by plopdoggy May 22, 2018

Good morning and God Bless

The act of eating and enjoying your breakfast while simultaneously taking a shit on the toilet.

As seen on the popular YouTube channel H3H3 Productions

Ethan what what are you doing in the bathroom?

I’m doing a Good morning and God Bless, Hila! Let me live my life!

by JzR May 23, 2018

good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffe, and eat breakfast at the same time while on a toilet

Person 1: Hey I need to use the bathroom, what are you doing in there?
Person 2: Good morning and god bless!

by Kharasmatic Kangaroo Klan May 23, 2018

Good morning and god bless

The act of eating breakfast in the toilet

Amy: *knock knock* I need to use the toilet

Tom: I’m having a good morning and god bless

Amy: I’ll come back later

by Robbohehe May 23, 2018

good morning and god bless

A Good Morning and God Bless is when you have breakfast and coffee while also using the toilet at the same time to start your morning.

I love hearing the ceiling fan during my good morning and god bless and find it soothing.

by Josetiz98 May 23, 2018

National bless phone day

To bless your partner phone

Are your going remember your wife it’s national bless phone day .

by Big23 July 10, 2019

good morning god bless

When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.

"Don't bother me right now, I'm having a good morning god bless. Thanks."

by judebrewer May 23, 2018