Pope Shrek

FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!

POPE SHREK IS A HOTTY

by SHREK = <3 May 26, 2022

Shrek's Toenail

a long toenail that belongs to Shrek it is green and yellow and red

Oh wow I found Shrek's toenail in my among us treasure chest fortnite battle pass!!!

by fortniteboi56 March 15, 2022

Shrek Stomp

A Overwatch slang term. To define a team getting destroyed by the enemy team and has no chance of winning

Dude in the Overwatch league the Boston Uprising got Shrek Stomped!

by Austria19 February 4, 2021

Shrek Offender

A beast with an extremely large penis, developed by Jews, alongside Adolf Drippler.

God damn that man must be a Shrek Offender, look at his massive penis!

by Daddy Hydra February 9, 2021

Shrek’s Swamp

To collect saliva in your mouth, then spit it all in someone’s belly button while they’re lying down.

“I gave my wife a Shrek’s Swamp last night while she was sleeping. It was extra swampy, but now I think she wants a divorce.”

by FukkyWukky March 26, 2021

the shrek script

Shrek: "Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from the dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss." Laughing Like that's ever gonna happen.

yo did you copy the shrek script

uh yeah i did

by shrek man May 5, 2021

Shrek Saber

Most commonly called a lightsaber, but its a shrek saber.

it will probe your buttocks and you will feel like its never ogre, you will pray to shrek

shrek is love shrek is life.

many Female people like to use the Shrek saber to feel pleasure and happines.

I used a shrek saber to feel pleasure, now i dont want it to be ogre

by FL4KST3R June 7, 2022