doctor hoo

mistaken for doctor who when you're trying to say a joke when its actually doctor hoo

person 1: knock knock
person 2: whos there
person 1: doctor
person 2: ohhhh ik what ur trying to do!! doctor who
person 1: OMG NO!! ITS DOCTOR HOO!!!

by abfffdd August 3, 2020

Time Doctor

A doctor for time/clocks. someone who works with clocks, or someone who makes time itself work

Tom: Man, i gotta get my clock fixed
Aaron: Just go to the Time Doctor

by Redditor142832 February 27, 2021

Rem Doctor

an extended version of the word Rem

Big Mac:D : Ha Ha Ben you rem doctor!
Ben: UUUGH!

by Big Mac 92 December 11, 2007

Doctor Whom

What the app’s name should be.

Guy 1: Knock Knock
Guy 2: Who’s there?
Guy 1: Doctor
Guy 2: Doctor who?
Guy 1: No, Doctor whom.

by shethey June 24, 2018

nazi doctor

A term used by fat people to describe a doctor making them starve before surgery

My nazi doctor says I can't eat anything for the next 24 hours, but I am starving.

by Chocoballs1 September 8, 2015

Snake Doctor

Growing up in the deep south, a damselfly was called a Snake Doctor and the folklore was that if you saw a snake doctor, a snake was close by. Which was usually "true" due to the proliferation of snakes in the south. We never called dragonflies snake doctors but were either called a dragonfly or more commonly a "mosquito hawk". Both insects are harmless to humans and we would sneak up behind the ones that had landed on clothes lines and capture them by grabbing their tail. The dragonfly would bite to defend itself but the pain was less than an ant bite. Here is where it became "children will be children" because we would firmly, not tightly, tie a short piece of thread to the end of it's tail. Sometimes we would release the dragonfly and then chase and recapture the insect with this thread and other times we would hold onto the thread and let the insect lead us around the yard. We got a lot of exercise that way, and yes, we usually untied the thread before we released them.

Watch where you're placing your feet, I just saw a snake doctor.

by Ol' Timer October 18, 2020

Doctor Map

a map that 90% of the community hates for no reason but is actually not that bad

bro this map is like a fucking doctor map holy shit
its.. its really not that bad

by Scarabyte November 13, 2021