put a pineapple on it

what someone says when they catch someone in a lie or it is used when someone is being disrespectful.

person 1: you're so ugly
person 2: oh put a pineapple on it !

person 1: oh no you didnt!

person 2: oh yes i did!

by Sophia V. April 29, 2020

Pineapple of Existence

The pineapple from which all things in existence sprang forth

"Warship the Pineapple of Existence"

by Person8999 October 3, 2017

expired pineapple

a type of insult to someone who doesn't speak you language and doesn't understand you

speak right you expired pineapple

by whatpeoplecallme May 25, 2021

Pineapple Hairs

Pineapple Hairs are the leaves on top of a pineapple, according to YouTuber Anix.

SpongeBob's house has pineapple hairs on top of it.

by Lia Bennson June 16, 2020

French pineapple

When a woman puts a pineapple ring in her vagina and invites her partner to get it out with his or her tongue

"DId you get your boyfriend anything for his birthday?"

"He is coming over later for a French Pineapple

by Kitna2Furrey September 17, 2016

picking pineapples

Wasting time or doing time

Me: Hey wyd
You: picking pineapples

by Amberama June 6, 2017

Pineapple rover

A person who loves running their ballsack or taint across a rough or thorny surface but especially pineapples

My dad walked in on me pineapple roving yesterday but luckily he's a big pineapple rover himself.

by Jtrainmcnastyson December 9, 2015