I let the dog out in the back yard thinking she wanted to run around, but that SOB was bending a biscuit on my lawn.
by Waddle Doodle October 29, 2007
Chunks of a fart that are not exactly air. They can be soggy or chunky, and often smell like a dead newborn that just crawled out of a dead skunks butthole. Having wind biscuits can commonly result in a change of underwear; but not a change of pants
During the naked bike race, 1st place, jimmy, decided to release some gas. Unfortunately for second Second place (billy) the fart contained poop flakes from Jimmy's unsatisfactory attempt at wiping which sputtered back behind him.
Billy- Jimmy! You butthead! You got your wind biscuits on my chin!
Billy- Jimmy! You butthead! You got your wind biscuits on my chin!
by Itsameamario7 December 29, 2013
by 780N3 February 17, 2010
by commander_mcbugg April 30, 2014
likened to a cracker in jail consumed without remorse by inmates of the prison. Hence a jail buscuit is the a person who is consumed by everyone or is everyones bitch, used until there is nothing left
Suacy pow is a jail biscuit
by hytman February 12, 2013
A biscuit king is someone who is typically running their mouth in a foul way but when he needs to cover up, he uses "biscuit" to replace his cuss words. Many people call him Michael
by The Duts July 22, 2014
When a man takes a shit on a woman's back, stands up and towers over her before hammer-fisting the "biscuit" (fresh turd), and then tazing her in the ass cheek.
I gave my girlfriend a Zeus Biscuit last night. The scent still lingers, and I believe the tazer caused some minor brain damage, which is ok with me. We'll try the "Zeus" again tomorrow. Hoping for another rewarding experience.
by ShinDigglett February 05, 2015