body birth

Poetic way of referring to the beginning of a physical existence or a new phase of life.

Free from this suffering only when death rips my soul out, body birth!

by poetofthemidnight March 4, 2023

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Sea Birth

When shitting in the open water, the beast freshly released begins its life similar to all aquatic creatures.

Holy cow Dave, that was the biggest sea birth ever! Thank God it’s a sinker and not a floater!

by 3 legged monster May 14, 2025

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These are any pair of pants that will cause potential mates to not want to have sex with the wearer. A typical example would be a tight pair of jeans that have some sort of weird design on them and are worn by a straight male. However, there is not just one style or brand of pants that are birth control pants, and the exact definition can vary across cultures and time periods.

Katie: “I was attracted to Johnny until I saw him wearing those weird skinny jeans.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”

Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”

by Bushbrotherbrady June 9, 2021

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