A man at a speed dating event who takes his penis out of his pants under the table and urinates or ejaculates, so when his date stands up she slides around like on ice skates.
by Chinesesailboat July 30, 2022
Get the Speed Skatermug. A group of people who claim to not give an F, and then get offended by someone carrying a skateboard a different way from them
Kyle: Maybe I should try out skateboarding
John: Well that's fine, just don't become like skaters.
Tyler: YOU GUYS WROTE A DEFINITION ON URBAN DICTIONARY?!?!
Kyle: Shut up Tyler
John: Well that's fine, just don't become like skaters.
Tyler: YOU GUYS WROTE A DEFINITION ON URBAN DICTIONARY?!?!
Kyle: Shut up Tyler
by TyeTheGuy75 April 24, 2022
Get the Skatersmug.