by mikwoo42069 April 25, 2020
Get the Shrek’s Pubesmug. "During breakfast my roomate said she couldn't hear in one ear. So I asked her if her man gave her a Shrek wax."
by Redddd071 October 16, 2017
Get the shrek waxmug. A "swear" word for middle schoolers in place of "the 'f' word." Also can be used when engaged in intercourse with the legend himself.
by isaactherutabaga October 1, 2017
Get the Oh Shrekmug. 
The sexiest, hottest, toes you will ever find. They are green and shreky and just perfect. (The Left one is the best) they are great for sucking and just the best thing if you want to have a good time. If you have Shrek Toes you should be very grateful. Take good care of them so they look sexier. Shrek Toes are the best example of the word "Shrekxy"
by shreks.left.toe October 8, 2019
Get the Shrek Toesmug. To collect saliva in your mouth, then spit it all in someone’s belly button while they’re lying down.
“I gave my wife a Shrek’s Swamp last night while she was sleeping. It was extra swampy, but now I think she wants a divorce.”
by FukkyWukky March 26, 2021
Get the Shrek’s Swampmug. by fortniteboi56 March 15, 2022
Get the Shrek's Toenailmug.