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Top secret

When your bigger brother/ sister hides something on the top shelf and you don't know what it is because you're too short to see it.
My brother has been bothering me with that top secret for months.
by Psevo nim July 20, 2017
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secrets basel

who ever came up with secrets basel is rlly hot and smart. Everyone totally wants to be their friend.
For example: Two girls came up with secrets basel because theyre hot.
by secrets basel November 22, 2021
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satchel secretions

Sweat from the underneath of a males balls
I need a shower my satchel secretions are going to start smelling.
by Gdlvr1 July 13, 2019
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Secret Swifter

Someone who secretly likes Taylor Swift and hides their admiration as to not invoke harsh comments by their peers.
Guy 1: "So what kind of music are you in to?"

Guy 2: "Mostly country, Toby Keith, Brad Paisley, Taylor Swift, along those lines."

Guy 1: "Did you just say Taylor Swift?"

Guy 2: "No! I mean't Johnny Cash! Sheez did you think I was some kind of Secret Swifter?"
by Mindistortion November 18, 2011
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avnis secrets

avnis secrets are very dear to her. she never 👎🏼 wants anyone knowing. 😞
person 1: omg what your avnis secrets?
avni: I CANT TELL YOU THEYRE TOO IMPORTANT TI ME
by ilovexiaoandonlyxiao October 11, 2021
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Secret Jetski

When you go down on a woman making her squirt and as she starts to squirt you yell VROOM and motorboat her pussy lips.
Jimmy: Yo did you hear about Dom?! He was riding the secret jetski last night!
Nick: No way, gotta stay out of the splash zone!
by Sgo hills July 21, 2021
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Secret Meating

A gathering where people come together to discreetly eat beef jerky.
Sarah hosts secret meatings in the supply closet at her work.
by Margor the Great June 13, 2015
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