When your bigger brother/ sister hides something on the top shelf and you don't know what it is because you're too short to see it.
by Psevo nim July 20, 2017

who ever came up with secrets basel is rlly hot and smart. Everyone totally wants to be their friend.
by secrets basel November 22, 2021

by Gdlvr1 July 13, 2019

Someone who secretly likes Taylor Swift and hides their admiration as to not invoke harsh comments by their peers.
Guy 1: "So what kind of music are you in to?"
Guy 2: "Mostly country, Toby Keith, Brad Paisley, Taylor Swift, along those lines."
Guy 1: "Did you just say Taylor Swift?"
Guy 2: "No! I mean't Johnny Cash! Sheez did you think I was some kind of Secret Swifter?"
Guy 2: "Mostly country, Toby Keith, Brad Paisley, Taylor Swift, along those lines."
Guy 1: "Did you just say Taylor Swift?"
Guy 2: "No! I mean't Johnny Cash! Sheez did you think I was some kind of Secret Swifter?"
by Mindistortion November 18, 2011

by ilovexiaoandonlyxiao October 11, 2021

When you go down on a woman making her squirt and as she starts to squirt you yell VROOM and motorboat her pussy lips.
Jimmy: Yo did you hear about Dom?! He was riding the secret jetski last night!
Nick: No way, gotta stay out of the splash zone!
Nick: No way, gotta stay out of the splash zone!
by Sgo hills July 21, 2021

by Margor the Great June 13, 2015
