blue slip

Blue Slip: You see, folks, it's corporate jargon for when your job's on the rocks but hasn't quite hit the unemployment iceberg yet. It's like telling your significant other, 'We're on a break,' but you're still sharing the same bed. You'll be at the office, but it's more like a bad one-night stand you can't escape. In the grand comedy of life, the blue slip is that awkward punchline that leaves you wondering, 'Is this a joke, or am I the punchline?'"

"Blue Slip: It's like when your boss wants to break up with you, but they're not ready to commit to the 'we're over' text just yet. It's the awkward in-between, where you're still on the company payroll, but your desk chair suddenly feels a lot colder. You'll be attending meetings, but it's more like a support group for the soon-to-be jobless. Remember, a blue slip is just a pink slip in denial, and your career's on life support!"

Blue Slip, man, you know what I'm sayin'? It's like when your boss hands you that blue piece of paper, and you're sittin' there goin', 'Hold up, am I still employed, or am I in a time-out?' It's that limbo between job security and job insecurity, Joe Rogan. You're showin' up to work, but it's like a sitcom where you're the only one not laughin', and the boss is the straight-faced villain. Blue slip, it's the corporate version of 'I'm not mad, just disappointed,' bro."

Example 1:
**David**: "Mike, can we chat for a moment?"
**Mike**: "Sure, boss, what's up?"
**David**: "Well, Mike, I've been noticing some performance issues lately. So, consider this your blue slip. You're not fired yet, but you've got some work to do."
**Mike**: "Got it, David. I'll step up my game."

Example 2:
**David**: "Hey, Mike, got a minute?"
**Mike**: "Yeah, what's on your mind, boss?"
**David**: "Look, Mike, your recent slip-ups haven't gone unnoticed. This is your blue slip - a warning shot across the bow. Get it together, or that pink slip won't be far behind."
**Mike**: "I appreciate the heads up, David. I'll make the necessary changes."

by Raul Mondessi September 14, 2023

googlian slip

Noun: an insertion made by a spellchecker, autocorrection, and/or predictive text function in a communication device that reveals a conscious and/or subconscious thought, feeling, desire, etc., unintended to be sent by the messager. From "Freudian slip," where the speaker utters an unintentional subconscious thought/feeling.

The Googlian slip revealed the defendant's possible homicidal tendencies by correcting the word "grabbing" to "stabbing" in his late iMessage to the deceased.

by SCNDRCLCK May 09, 2017

homework slip

What you get when you don't do your homework. Often caused by procrastination.

Kyle: Dude, you got a homework slip yesterday?
Chris: Yeah, I did. I forgot I realized that worksheet was due that day. Now my parents are going to kill me.
Kyle: If you haven't been procrastinating yesterday, you should've done it!

by The Real Driller July 27, 2021

Slipped the goose

"Slip the goose" means almost anything depending on context. It is the perfect expression because it invokes a strong visual, and yet it's vague enough that it resonates in a wide variety of situations with various meanings. Depending on how you say it and with what other combinations of words the meaning can mean someone did awesome, someone did badly, someone messed up, someone got confused, someone did something really tiring, or someone blew off work or other obligations, or even someone avoided a problem or tragedy.

Good - Hell yeah, man! You slipped the goose big time! Oh dang, you're lucky you slipped the goose.

Bad - Damn, you really slipped the goose. I don't know man, I slipped the goose earlier and not feeling it. The hell man, you slipped the Goose

by danielrossi September 27, 2023

Slip of the Lip

I could take you wanted someone to call your own

Sweet sixteen, you couldn't see straight

You couldn't let go

Now you're eighteen and you barely make a sound

You're getting older, a little bolder

You're in the lost and found

All the way you say you'll take me

Any day you'll never break me

Slip slip

Slip of the lip

I like the way you move your hips

Loose lips

Sink ships

The way you move, you don't miss

I said I told ya, I'll get to know ya

We're goin' all the way

Move over, I'm gonna hold ya

To everything you say

And now I've showed you baby everything's okay

When I hold ya and when I show ya

You're gonna want to stay

All the way you say you'll take me

Any day you'll never break me

Slip slip

Slip of the lip

I like the way you move your hips

Loose lips

Sink ships

The way you move, you don't miss

Slip slip

Slip of the lip

I like the way you move your hips

Loose lips

Sink ships

The way you move, you don't miss

Slip

All the way you say you'll take me

Any day, well, nothing to say

You're so bad, your reputation

You know it's all the same

It's just a game

Slip slip

Slip of the lip

I like the way you move your hips

Loose lips

Sink ships

The way you move, you don't miss

Slip slip

Slip of the lip

I like the way you move your hips

Loose lips

Sink ships

The way you move, you don't miss

Slip slip

Slip of the lip

by Death Menace April 15, 2023

pavlovian slip

When someone says something to you that triggers a meme response.

*at a family reunion*
Aunt: I beg to differ
You: then beg
Aunt: what was that?
You: just a Pavlovian slip

by Oceancoombs December 20, 2019

bikini slip

When a female's genitals are caught outside of the bikini.

Oh look you can see her nipple in that bikini slip

by Trogan44 February 05, 2017