A man at a speed dating event who takes his penis out of his pants under the table and urinates or ejaculates, so when his date stands up she slides around like on ice skates.
by Chinesesailboat July 30, 2022
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In parts of Chicago, citizens are literally blowing their whistles on illegal federal authorities, allowing ICE Skaters avoid illegal searches and seizures.
by Pastor Agnostic October 25, 2025
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