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Internal Secretion

A phrase popularized by a certain jew from East Brunswick, New Jersey. Essentially, another saying for "vagina" or "pussy" but in a somewhat more intellectual manner.
Yehuda: "Stop trying to set me up with Beatrice, I don't want my cock inside her internal secretion!"
by yumolitious February 23, 2023
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The Secret Show

A British animated television series produced by Collingwood O'Hare and commissioned by BBC Worldwide in partnership with BBC Children's. The series debuted on 16 September 2006 during TMi on BBC Two.
by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022
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Inverse secret

Something that everyone in a particular area, group, community, etc. (ex: a school, a dorm hall, a classroom) knows, and must keep "secret" from one person. Generally the opposite of a traditional secret.
John: Hey, make sure Kathader doesn't find out about the albums we're making about her.
Jim: Okay, I won't, can i talk to others though?
John: Sure, it's an inverse secret so you can talk about it to anyone.
by Demurral March 13, 2011
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Secret Punch

Calling someone over to hear a secret and punching them in the stomach.

You hide your already clenched fist under a table and have them lean in to hear your juicy secret. Then you punch them in the jijutum and say, "secret punch"
Ronald secret punched Yan in the jijutum and made him puke everywhere.
by quickdraw_mcgraw May 31, 2011
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secret sixpack

A guy who has the potential of having a sixpack.You aren't sure whether he works out,but he has attributes for one.

Or a guy who doesn't seem like the type to work out and doesn't show off the fact he has a sixpack.Only few people know that he has one.
Girl 1:I wonder what Joe does after school.
Girl 2:Maybe he goes to the gym.
Girl 1:Hmmm,do you think he has a secret sixpack?
Girl 2:He looks like the type of guy who would.
by LJRyder February 2, 2013
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Secret Meating

A gathering where people come together to discreetly eat beef jerky.
Sarah hosts secret meatings in the supply closet at her work.
by Margor the Great June 13, 2015
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Secret Jetski

When you go down on a woman making her squirt and as she starts to squirt you yell VROOM and motorboat her pussy lips.
Jimmy: Yo did you hear about Dom?! He was riding the secret jetski last night!
Nick: No way, gotta stay out of the splash zone!
by Sgo hills July 21, 2021
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