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Human popsicle

What liquid nitrogen turns someone into, according to a movie.
Nobody's frozen body part ever falls on to the floor of a room with a kerosene heater, since an audience might see something out of one the Terminator movies after first becoming a human popsicle.
by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021
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German Popsicle

When two gay men have anal sex with a long, hardened fecal log halfway out of the anus, one either penetrating the other with the turd, like an anal strap-on, or the shit alternating between the two partners, penetrating each other. Either way the position of the two is comparable to scissoring between two lesbians.
Said and Joel had a rough German Popsicle session last night:
by BenNetanyahu April 26, 2021
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Popsicle Lipstick

The resulting lip colour created by eating a colourful popsicle.

(Grape = purple, cherry = Red, Blue Raspberry = Blue… etc)
I’m obsessed with the popsicle lipstick method. It cools me down, tastes great, and gives me the lip colour I’ve always wanted.
by Hailstorm Fight-Juice September 10, 2021
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Popsicle Car

The act of covering someones car with snow, then buying a giant 2 x 4 and placing said piece of wood on the car (underneath the snow). Then freezing the entire vehicle by using a water hose on said snow.
"GOD DAMNIT! THOSE ASSHOLES TURNED MY CAR INTO A POPSICLE!"

"Woah dude, I didn't know you had a Popsicle Car!"
by "God damnit Richard!" - Buddah February 9, 2010
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popsicle breath

When you fuck that popsicle up and it’s just the wooden stick you’re sucking on.
damn lauren your popsicle breath stank
by anonymous December 25, 2021
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blue popsicle

Overly sexualized (but not outright NSFW) fanmade art of characters. Most commonly used to reference art of said character sucking on a popsicle, but can be used for any general sexualized fanart. Derogatory.
I just saw a blue popsicle on twitter of a random anime character. my day is ruined.
by blueberrywafflez April 3, 2025
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Popsicle-Stick

A joke so corny and overused, it belongs on a Popsicle-stick

"6 was afraid of 7, cause 7, ate, 9."
*Groan...* "That joke's has to be a Popsicle-stick!"
by angryzoomer November 11, 2019
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