Pocket Dudes

Being dealt two Jacks in a game of Texas Holdem.

My pocket dudes beat out your tens. In your face.

by Pickett January 18, 2006

Pocket Knockers

Jews that carry large amounts of change in their pockets. This then results in the change knocking against itself and making a harmonous knocking sound that is sometimes found pleasing to other Jews.

A posse of pocket knockers were arrested the other day and $476.57 in coins was confiscated.

by Henry Michealson November 15, 2010

Toss pocket

1.
n. A cum bucket
2.
adj. A complete wanker

1. He bent me over, lowered his pants and used me for a toss pocket for over an hour. (Tony Blair commenting upon his last meeting with George Bush)

2. Tony Blair

by Simon March 18, 2004

Dick Pockets

When a woman has chubby cheeks. These are perfect for rubbing against during a blowjob.

MILEY CYRUS! I LOVE MILEY CYRUS! She has amazing Dick Pockets.

by Twat McGiggles November 9, 2009

Pocket Donut

The 'Pocket Donut' was originally founded by Dan Auerbach and Patrick Carney - 'The Black Keys', a band. The 'Pocket Donut' appears in their video, 'Tighten Up'. A pocket donut is a donut which is given to you upon greeting someone. You nod, say hi, and then the person you are meeting with will produce a donut from the pocket of their jacket. This donut may or may not have been partially eaten already. You must then gladly take this donut, and eat it gratefully. It is the sign of a true bond between friends. Not best friends, but Pocket Donut Friends. A Pocket Donut Friend has a far superior bond than a mere best friend.

Guy One: Hey man, what's up
Guy Two: 'Sup *produces pocket donut, hands it to Guy One*
Guy One: *takes donut, secretly admiring the fact that he has finally found himself a friend who keeps donuts for him in his pocket*

by ellumsableeex June 19, 2011

dead pocket

noun; in pool, a pocket where the eight ball has been inadvertently set up early in the game. This essentially means that all other object balls must be deflected from this area to prevent either player from pocketing the eight ball too early and losing the game.

Tony cleverly turned the right corner into a dead pocket, preventing John from scoring on the next shot.

by Col. Hans Landa October 25, 2011

meat pocket

Another term for the female genital region.

Dude 1 "I met this hot chick at the bar last night"

Dude 2 "Oh yeah, did you fill her meat pocket?"

by Chris Burns August 27, 2007