japanese bed self-pleasure technique

a method of masturbation in males wherein the males make their dick erect and then lie down on bed and rub their dick against the bedsheets and bed to gain sexual stimulation, mimicking actual missionary pose but with the bed.

A: bro i wanna feel real sex
B: go the bed and use the japanese bed self-pleasure technique bro!

by holysanta July 17, 2025

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Waifu Pleasure

Similar to guilty pleasure,but involving anime that you enjoy because it's have your favorite female character(s) that you have huge crush on and want her/them as girlfriend(s) or wife/wives. No matter how bad the quality of story or characters is,you end up loving the anime because it's have beautiful anime girl(s) that you would like to marry.

I don't love Date A Live because i think it's well made,but because anime is my waifu pleasure anime. I mean,look at how hot Kurumi is and how beautiful and cute Tohka is,how should i not enjoy it for waifu pleasure when these girls are my type and they made Date A Live worth watching,despite it's flaws? Don't you have your waifu pleasure anime that you enjoyed because of it's waifus?

by ShadowRonin May 21, 2023

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obama pleasure

When one get's pleasure(d) while Obama gives a speech

i was very Obama pleasured when he was giving the State of the Union.

by safetysamuel September 8, 2016

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pearls of pleasure

anal beads

after a long hard day jim came home and used his pearls of pleasure

by smallips March 24, 2022

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Pleasure Era

A lifestyle, a mindset.

The Pleasure Era is all about living your best life, luxurious self-indulgence, joy and the UNAPOLOGETIC pursuit of pleasure.

It is freedom, loving and celebrating yourself and doing whatever makes you happy.

She is in her Pleasure Era

by neecii September 14, 2023

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pleasure bat

Noun; pl-ē-zh-ūr b-at

Definition 1: A penis, especially in relation to a penis having been pierced with the jacobs latter.

Definition 2: an obscenely large dildo, reminiscent in size and/or shape to a baseball bat.

Ex 1: She quaked as I ripped my pleasure bat from her dripping pussy

Ex 2: I unpacked the pleasure bat threatened to use it without mercy the next time he spoke out of turn.

by Fanboy1692 April 24, 2018

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