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ghosts of your paternal aunt

interjection indicates a strong feeling of distrust towards the other party's responses or claims. Used to call bullshit on someone's claims.
Ryan: I'm not touching or moving anything on your desk.
Ebi: GHOSTS OF YOUR PATERNAL AUNT! I just saw you grab a box of matches. Put it back!
by BramT April 11, 2021
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taking a patterson

Patterson taking a poop.

Man I just took the biggest Patterson today. I sat down on the toilet and boom. Had a bunch of dingy berries pop out like popcorn or a old car sputtering. Anyway I sat down and it was like that fish you see getting put into that cannon on the inter webs. Patterson all over the toilet and wall. I’ve even got some on my hands. I don’t think I’ll be able to finish writing this cause my fingers keep slipping off my phone while typing. Taking a Patterson means going number 2
by Taking a Patterson September 20, 2021
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D'Mitri Patterson

Kind of short guy that got rejected 5 times and kinda sad life. Gets in trouble all the time. Bad man
D'mitri Patterson went up to selena and got rejected
by Spookydmdaboss1 May 6, 2022
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Ta'Liyah Patterson

she is the most smartest and kid person she might be shy at first but once you've been friends for a while you'll see her true funny and sarcastic side of course she doesn't know what she wants to do yet and feels alone but some day she will know she is only in 10th grade so she has some time if you have this girl in your life keep her close like you keep your phone during school.
if your know this girl Ta'Liyah Patterson say hey to her she feels lonely
by n0tt.Liy4hh August 20, 2025
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