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Marijuana

A herb used by the acients of elder, to reach as it's known today "The twilight zone" where everything connects, and is one running in perfect harmony, throughout the universe. This mystical plant overpowers any other potion or remedy, it is often burnt then inhaled or consumed for a delightful sensation. Wrongly it has been outlawed across the globe, despite being far less harmful than Tobacco and Alcohol. Across time people have died because of said, alcohol and tobacco, in comparision to the death toll created my marijuana still to this day stands at 0. Open your heart, mind and soul, and stand up to facist governments, who create such bullshit and false statistics to fear monger across nations to minimalize the use of cannabis, all because it would be one bastard to tax, and when it is taxed, it does wonders to an economy. Legalize it.
Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural? - Bill Hicks
by Cookierammer October 7, 2014
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Marijuana

A plant that causes a euphoric and "enlightened" feeling when smoked along with:
Sterility
Premature birth (Prenatal or pre-birth usage, which also causes leukemia and mental abnormalities to occur in the baby)
Upsetting of the menstrual cycle
Lung cancer (Yes, it is true!)
Shortness of breath
And many other great effects!

It is a fact that marijuana smoke contains 50%-70% more cancer-causing chemicals than cigarette smoke. One joint is equivalent to around five cigarettes.

No. It isn't great. It isn't good. It is awful.
Don't legalize marijuana!
by God is Dead January 23, 2015
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marijuana

That dank ass shit your uncle and oldest brother used to smoke in the garage while you were still shitting in your diapers.
"Yo dawg I heard Shaggy got that Dank Kush right now." "Oh word?" "Yeah it's some good Marijuana."
by pro90skills February 19, 2015
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marijuanic

Justin is such a marijuanic, he smokes every day.
by Dshaksk September 18, 2016
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Marijuenuity

1. Stoner Ingenuity; The art of fixing/creating anything related to smoking, using only household materials or scrap peices of "trash"

2. Mcgyver. Stoned.
Person 1: How did you make a bong out of a bowling pin?!

Person 2: Marijuenuity;) and a few paperclips.
by MeriJuanna September 2, 2016
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Marius

Its a Beauty who Has eyes like Fire. You dont want to Look away because he is The Most awesome Person I have ever Seen
How Can this gut Look Great like this?
Well he's called Marius
Oh nie i unterstand
by Ahopeman January 2, 2017
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mariraja

One of the gods name...the one who is talented,determined, helpful and caring... the one with very innocent smile...
Be as strong as mariraja
by Babykathakali June 17, 2018
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