Mackenzie

She stinky and annoying. A fake blonde with crusty hair and an ugly face

Person1 : ew Mackenzie back lets hide she'll stink the place up
"Mackenzie runs after them"
They all run away bc stinks

by secret sandy 1345 October 14, 2025

Mackenzi

Mackenzi is a very intelligent girl. She has great features (boobs, butt, etc). She also has a really hot boyfriend.

Boy 1: dang Mackenzi is so hot, I wish I could date her.

Girl 1: I wish I could date her hot boyfriend

by Your mom’s mom’s mom’s mom April 10, 2024

Mackenzie Wood

A type of person usually made of blonde guys with a weird fixation on sex who are probably racist.

Super tall, and has a few nice personality traits, but that can't make up for how utterly ugly he is.

A Mackenzie Wood can often be found online as well, as they are well known for telling others to kill themselves whilst saying the N-Word

This type of person is most prevalent in high schools, usually around the 16-18 age range

Girl 1: "Ew I think a Mackenzie Wood just passed us"
Girl 2: "EWEWEWEWEW! I feel gross just being near him"
Girl 1: "I know right, he's so ugly"
Mackenzie Wood: "Howya doing ladies?"
Girl 1 and Girl 2: *run away screaming*

by Potential Man April 16, 2024

Mackenzie

The most disaster bisexual you will ever meet. You are I’ll also love her dearly.

Wow, you’re pulling such a Mackenzie for Bayne. Maybe you should calm your tits.

by Dartdoof February 10, 2024

Mackenzie’s Law

Makenzie’s Law is a rule used to estimate how early one may have a child. It states that the more unfit of a parent someone is, the quicker they have children

Mackenzie’s Law is a scientific fact known to humanity since the dawn of time

by Cwilther February 28, 2024

Mackenzie

Salt of the Earth. A Mackenzie is just always there for you and someone you can trust. They are easy to talk to and they match and lighten the energy of a room. They are a combination of down to earth, go with the flow, adventure, and excitement. They have their quirks; they will always froth their fizzy drinks to make them flat and they only dry scoop their pre workout. A Mackenzie is undoubtably the best person you will meet and your friendship will click like a puzzle piece. They are the best running partner, coffee date, study buddy, and blackout buddy. They do it all.

Person 1: "I just met the best person ever yesterday."

Person 2: "I'll bet anything her name is Mackenzie!"

by lbs016 June 28, 2021