In good faith everybody knows someone named Jared, in such cases this would be that one friend who always makes "funny" jokes and even pokes fun at himself to fit in, but in all reality we all really like Jared and appreciate the "comedy" he bring to our lifes.
Jared Van Houten: Man my math class is hard and I dont want to take this test.
Me: Jared, give me 10 dollars and I will get you an A on that test.
Jared Van Houten: I will give you 20 dollars for a B.
Me: Jared, give me 10 dollars and I will get you an A on that test.
Jared Van Houten: I will give you 20 dollars for a B.
by John Brokowski May 20, 2011
Get the Jared Van Houtenmug. 
Hottest Joker to ever exist in the DC universe. Needed more screen time in Suicide Squad , and hopefully will eventually get his own movie.
Unlike the comics, he loves Harley Quinn dearly, and would do anything for her. Their relationship may not be perfect, but we all ship it anyways.
Unlike the comics, he loves Harley Quinn dearly, and would do anything for her. Their relationship may not be perfect, but we all ship it anyways.
Person A: Have you seen Joker (jared leto) in Suicide Squad?
Person B: Of course! He's so goddamn sexy. I wish he got more than 10 minutes of screen time though...
Person B: Of course! He's so goddamn sexy. I wish he got more than 10 minutes of screen time though...
by asianbbg September 12, 2016
Get the Joker (jared leto)mug. Jared Meyers after his introduction to Erin Wenger. Characteristics: Liberal, accepting of all living cultures and their lifestyles, man of the Earth, very caring, good sense of style, dormant member of The Group
"Would you please stop talking? Let's have a logical, reasonable, reevaluation and discuss our differences." -Post-Jarin
by JNSD March 23, 2005
Get the Post-Erin Jaredmug. by NotDrMrCheezit December 4, 2021
Get the Jared Fogel Submug. A kid who isn't afraid to get down and dirty to please the starters in the locker room. Sits bench and warms up right fielder.
Jared from Trinity? He blows cock and rides the pine during the game and rides something else afterwords.
by Heckehh3 July 6, 2017
Get the Jared from Trinitymug. by JaredisGayAf January 4, 2017
Get the Jared Dela Cruzmug.