Noun. A person who is afraid of admitting they are voting for Donald Trump in fear of various events happening, including but not limited to: being disowned; getting a divorce; breaking up with their significant other; and/or being murdered.
Matteo: Have you decided who you are voting for?
Cassandra: Don't tell my mom, because she's a radical left winger, but I'm a Closet Trumpeter.
Joe: I can't believe you've been a Closet Trumpeter all this time. You even went to the Hiliary Rally with me!
Michelle: I'm sorry you had to find out this way, I still love you!
Joe: I can't do this. We're getting a divorce.
Cassandra: Don't tell my mom, because she's a radical left winger, but I'm a Closet Trumpeter.
Joe: I can't believe you've been a Closet Trumpeter all this time. You even went to the Hiliary Rally with me!
Michelle: I'm sorry you had to find out this way, I still love you!
Joe: I can't do this. We're getting a divorce.
by TheMissQueeny September 15, 2016
Get the Closet Trumpetermug. by Will the real trump pls stand October 28, 2018
Get the drugs' closetmug. by Bammer1686 November 22, 2016
Get the Closet killamug. when someone is not quite in the closet nor out of the closet. it's when one is debating whether or not they are gay/les.
by pandasaresnazzy June 2, 2018
Get the Exploring The Closetmug. When a man shaves his arm pits, arms, legs, or other part of the body and is secretive about doing so.
A man shaves his arms and wears long sleeve shirts to hide it from his friends. This man is a closet shaver.
by Shortyyguy August 3, 2013
Get the Closet Shavermug. In the closet about rebeling
by Jdawg420 January 15, 2014
Get the Closet rebelmug. by Darktriceratops March 4, 2017
Get the closet babymug.