john hayden

JFH, John Fucking Hayden. Born February 14, 1995. The Yale Grail. Super smarty pants that went to Yale for some sort of biological sciences bullshit. He's pretty cool, real nice hair. #40 on the Chicago Blackhawks. Scored his first NHL goal on March 18, 2017 against the Toronto Maple Leafs off a great pass by Jonathan Toews.

Person 1: did you see that new photo of john hayden
Person 2: he's out here lookin' like a damn snack

by G. E. A. June 17, 2017

hayden punch

When you punch a slut in the tit back down in the water

Susan said all she wanted for christmas was a "Hayden punch" so i belted that cunt

by Sus350 May 4, 2018

Hayden pratt

A bts Stan. Watching hentai 24/7. Always is wearing fake hypebeast clothes. Is usually short and can’t keep a girlfriend. Good friend but doesn’t talk much. GG’s

Yo look at that loser Hayden Pratt!

by Hayden Pratt November 1, 2019

Hayden Posey

A white kid with a Big Cock

That kid Hayden Posey is one redneck motherfucker, but he sure has a big pecker

by FatBeanerFromHachie September 22, 2021

hayden neave

Hayden Neave is a strong alpha male which is ranked a Sith master, he is very good at football and will make any girl pregnant when he sees her

Omg Hayden Neave got me pregnant

by Darth Neave November 24, 2021

Hayden Fit

Hayden Fit is a person who is super fit. He spends 23 hours in the gym every minute and chugs a 5 gallons of pineapple juice to establish dominance. One who is Hayden Fit seems like a really fit guy.

"Oh look, it's Hayden Fit! Teach me how to get abs!"

by 2n1lah November 23, 2021

Hayden guzik

A very stinky ginger who dwells in the sewers of southern Massachusetts, otherwise known as ging kid by her friends. People with this name are known for their shear inability to play games like RDR2 and Hogwarts legacy as well as an expert ability to perfectly Fortnite dance at any time or occasion.

“Dude you smell like straight up Hayden Guzik… go take a shower!”
Hayden guzik is definetly gonna **** up the school!

by Mrnotant June 4, 2023