Wounded Goose

A sexual position resembling a Canada Goose in flight at the same time it is hit with a bullet, making it's neck go slack.

"I had her bent over the couch and was hitting it so hard she was flopping around like a wounded goose."

by A2BuckNut September 25, 2009

lucky goose

a phrase that sounds better than “lucky duck” just saying

“i have no school tomorrow”

“oh, you lucky goose!”

by ok_leave January 16, 2018

goose necking

Slowing down to look at accidents, tragedies, crime scenes, etc. Aka rubber necking

Stop goose necking, you're slowing down traffic.

by smmatthew January 15, 2009

the mother goose

To pull off a mother goose you’ll need two people. One on there knees and one standing naked with there sphincter hovering over the first partners open mouth. The person standing inserts a hard boiled egg, with or without the shell depending on your threshold for pain, into there anus completely. The person on there knees spits on the asshole when he/she is ready then the standing partner slowly poops the dirty egg into the lovers mouth.

WILLY-hey how did it go with that girl last night
ME-it went really good, I took her home we got in bed and she asked me to tell her a nursery ryhme. So I gave her the mother goose
WILLY- Oh you mean you told her like an old childrens fairy tale or something?
ME- No I shouved a hard boiled egg up my ass and pooped it on her face

by Tenacial August 28, 2007

Goose Knuckle

Similar to a "Moose Knuckle" and a "Camel Toe", A Goose Knuckle means a floppy or loose vagina that is clearly visible through a woman's pants, bathing suit, tights, etc.

Guy 1: "Dude did you see that chick?!"
Guy 2: "Ya man, major Goose Knuckle!"
Guy 1: "Thats pretty grody, i think i even heard it moving around down there."

by JSPINS January 20, 2011

Goose Necking

One who initiates the act of pushing the head forward upon high intoxication before regurgitating. This action resembles a goose waddling.

Franco drank too much beer, before throwing up he began goose necking when he ran to the toilet.

by Apple 3.14 January 12, 2009

Goose and Giggleberries

Goose - Commonly referred to as the penis, a slang word for a males sexual organ. The Penis looks very much like a Goose Neck, hence the term Goose.

Giggleberries - Commonly referred to as the testis, aka bollox, a slang word for the sperm bags tucked under the hangin Goose Neck.

Goose and Giggleberries - A mans tackle, his pride and joy, his escape from normal life at the end of a hard days work, a piece of science that fascinates every man alive.

Goose and Giggleberries - A term used in American Pie (The first one, the one that was really funny) by Shit Break and Oz, used loosely to talk about being a virgin.

Also known as The Cock and Balls.

Stiffler: "I'm gonna hang out with my wang out and rock out with my cock out"

by DR GIGGLEBERRIES June 2, 2010