brazilian goalkeeper

a girl with legs like tree trunks,just like Felix,who kept goal fro Brazil in the 70s.

'Look at that girl Ted,she's built like a brick shithouse'

'yeah,and legs like a Brazilian goalkeeper'

by Curveball59 September 17, 2004

goals

annie and mr moore

Wow that couple is so goals

by kgkfkffj May 18, 2017

daddy goals

A term used to describe a father or a friends father that means he has qualities they look up to. It is used as a compliment.

Abigail's father is so awesome he has Daddy goals.

by Amillionto1 July 8, 2016

goals

when someone is so beautiful, smart, and kind sort of the whole package and you just want to be them when your older.

Ariana Grande is goals😍❤️

by citcat1997 June 2, 2015

goaldigger

One who seeks a partner with exceptional aspirations.

Jan is such a goaldigger. She only likes guys who want to become heart surgeons.

by tud April 14, 2009

pull the goalie

Canadian term for masturbation.

After Doug lucked out at the bar, he thought, "Well, I guess I'll just go home and pull the goalie, eh?"

by breakwall January 14, 2005

goalz

What a girl says to a guy meaning "we are what all couples strive to be." Unless she is saying it to a friend, then he is friendzones beyond belief! Poor guy.

"We are so goalz! Everyone is so jealous of us!"

by DitMoi April 4, 2016