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kobe

A niggas that lies so much and they just can’t help it and they are a high school drop out and they also cheat on every girl they ever had and they just fuck anything that walks and is dirty asf also kobe’s have no respect for any female in there life it’s giving gay tbh… kobe’s are gay also hits on women❤️
# communitydick #bum #kobe
by they love kayla April 4, 2022
mugGet the kobemug.

Kobe day

Every day on June 24th we will celebrate Kobe Bryant
* shoots paper into trash bin * “That one was for Kobe and it’s Kobe day “
by Jus me January 27, 2020
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Kobe

what you say when you shoot a basketball or when you throw a piece of trash into the garbage but now you say For Kobe
G.O.A.T
mega g
hooper

helicopter doesn't describe him
everyone wants him to be their dad
by EXCLUSIVE= January 30, 2020
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Kobe!

A phrase yelled by a helicopter pilot as he purposefully crashes it into a nearby object, killing the people inside.
by Big Pot January 28, 2020
mugGet the Kobe!mug.

Go Full Kobe

I didn't expect Bob to go Full Kobe on the second date.
by Miso Grumpy May 1, 2020
mugGet the Go Full Kobemug.

Kobe

Kobe is fresher than a vanilla wafer on Manila paper and enjoys a squanch or two from time to time with sun and lime. Kobe’s crime draws a thin line with a conscious mind right on time. In short, Kobe is long and bangs like a gong while ripping a bong. Kobe can climb mountains and preform a biopsy blindfolded. Kobe is also your local taxidermist. Kobe can be described with one word…One day the urban and Webster dictionary will provide us with this verb, noun and or adjective.
If I Were Homo I’d want Kobe!

Where is Kobe when you need a local scalper
by The philanthropist September 11, 2022
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Kobe

When you are so rich you can avoid traffic in your helicopter 🚁. But it will crash and and burn your rich ass. Can also be used when you throw trash in the can but it crashes on the side and slides down and may or may not spontaneously explode.
Did you see that helicopter that crashed into a mountain. Jan 26th 2020? Rumor is they yelled Kobe before dying.
by SIR MUFASA September 1, 2025
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